Randy James
- Position: Defense (would rather play centre)
- Shoots: Left
- Height: 6'
- Weight: 185lbs
- Born: December 21, 1969
- Born in: Calgary, AB
Who Needs a Puppy When You Got Randy?
Randy works a boring day job as a parts man for the local car dealership. He’s the only guy on the team that really knows his shit about cars. (generally looked to for the occasional assistance from the other guys).
Randy is a recovering alcoholic - clean for ten months.
He gets along with all the guys, except Bo. He tolerates Bo, mostly because he looks at Bo as a showboat and a guy who is always “on”. Randy thinks he's really good friends with Rollie, but Rollie only tolerates Randy and finds him a tad overeager to please. It's rather annoying, really. But, at least he's house-trained.
He’s a lazy player, who hates to back-check. This is why Randy has been stuck on defence. At least he’s reasonably close to his own end.