Nelson Westheimer (Westy, Cowboy)
- Position: Centre
- Shoots: Right
- Height: 6'2"
- Weight: 230lbs
- Born: August 27, 1971
- Born in: Timmins, Ontario (no, he doesn't know Shania Twain, but there were rumors about Nelson and her sister)
- Favorite food: Green Jello
- Favorite saying: Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?
- Favorite Movie: Gross Misconduct – The Life of Spinner Spencer
The Guy Who Almost Came Close to Making It to The Show
Nelson is the best player on the team but about as reliable as Calgary weather. He will miss 3 games in a row without reason and score 5 goals the next game he’s back. Won the scoring title last year. He’s the quietest guy on the ice. Likes to borrow money (though he never seems to pay it back).
Nelson is famous for his stories, which always shock and amaze his team mates. Like the time he was approached by the RCMP to be a mole for the Hell’s Angels. Or the time he was handcuffed to a woman’s bed and then her husband came home. Some say it’s all bullshit. Nelson swears it’s all true.
Originally from Ontario, Nelson played junior hockey and was drafted by the Buffalo Sabres, but never made it past the rookie camp.
He comes from a farm, but he wanted to be a teacher. Nelson teaches phys ed at a Catholic school.