Mark Allen (5-hole)
- Position: Goal
- Height: 6'
- Weight: (withheld)
- Born: May 23, 1972
- Born in: Picture Butte, AB
- Favourite Saying: "Sorry, I lost it in the skates."
Please God - Make My Knees Last One More Season
What can we say about Mark as a goalie? He’s got a lot of heart. He always shows up on time. He pays his league fees every year. Unfortunately, he hasn’t kept himself in goaltending shape like he should. He tries. Man, how he tries. He pulled his hamstring in the first period of the final playoff game last year and played in agony. It took him a month and a half to recover.
What makes Mark tick? Usually sarcasm. For the most part he doesn’t talk too much, but if something strikes him as amusing or needing to be said, he usually makes himself heard.
Mark gets along with most people but he’s not a huge fan of show-offs or loud-mouths. Consequently, Mark and Micky don’t get along the best.
Mark thinks he should be better than he is and he is always apologizing for letting in bad goals. His big insecurity is getting kicked off the team because they’ve found a better goalie.
He is not married, but does have a girlfriend. Mark is not the kind of guy who talks about his sexual exploits.
He works at a golf course for 8 months of the year and draws pogie through the winter.