Burt Wilkins
- Position: Left Wing
- Shoots: Left
- Height: 5'8"
- Weight: 215lbs
- Born: January 23, 1970
- Born in: Barrie, Ontario
- Favourite Food: Smoked oysters and sweet pickles on vegetable thins (but only after hockey and only if there's no hope in hell of getting laid).
It's the Quiet Guys That Always Snap
Burt is the only guy on the team without an official nickname. There have been many thrown out like “Burty” and 'Pudge'. All have been used but none have stuck. Just one of those things. He doesn’t look like a hockey player, but he can put a few in the back of the net. He's got a snap shot like Mike Bossy.
Burt plays a lot of hockey but he's one of those guys who has a hard time watching it on TV. He'd much rather buy a ticket and go to the game.
He is the manager of the 'yard' at national renovation store. He always thinks he’s doing well at work, moving up the retail/corporate ladder. But, in reality, he still just loads lumber with a fork lift.