Bobby Beaton (Beater)
- Position: Left Wing
- Shoots: Left
- Height: 5'8"
- Weight: 150lbs (soaking wet and with his pockets full of quarters)
- Born: sometime during a meteor shower, according to his mother
- Born in: Undisclosed
- Hobbies: Collecting old bottles (he has 3 so far)
- Dislikes: Thunderstorms, Public Showers, Things that are new (Cenophobia)
He Prefers the Term "Eccentric"
Bobby is the oddball of the team. He is single, never married as far as anyone knows. He says the strangest things at the strangest times and is very much a social misfit. Bobby just can’t seem to get comfortable around anyone. He even curses funny.
He works at a local bottle depot and actually loves his work. He doesn’t make much, but one thing is certain, he doesn’t spend his money on hockey gear. Bobby’s stuff is vintage. His cup was made in 1939. It’s aluminium.
He’s an old Winnipeg Jets fan but hates Phoenix.
He keeps weird stats at his fingertips, like the number of NHL players who’ve died in car accidents. He knows all the dates.
He never showers with the rest of the team. The guys have speculated that maybe there’s an anomaly with his anatomy.
Bobby used to be afraid of women, until one confessed that they were just as scared of him.